To be candid,
I'm still not entirely sure
what the fuck
any of this is about.
if you have a minute...
I do think I can make
you feel something.
We charged your card and sent you a receipt
In about 1-2 weeks my messenger owl, Fredrick, will arrive on your doorstep with a small black package.
In this small black package will be "One Minute, Please?"
If Fredrick doesn't fly away after a minute or so, please don't be alarmed.
Simply go back inside, boil him an egg, set the boiled egg down in front of him, then back away slowly. Once at the door and inside, close it behind you immediately.
He should high-tail it out of there with the boiled egg in-talon.
If he returns with a dead rat or squirrel or your neighbor's Chihuahua it means he has taken a special liking to you. If you don't want to piss him off, I'd recommend you grab the dead animal, give him a nod, thanking him and again, back up to the door slowly.
If, for whatever reason, he attempts to hunch your leg, email me immediately at... email@example.com.
Anyway, I appreciate your business.
Good news! Since you already have a Gumroad account, it's also been added to your library.