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Quarantine Dreams (a book we wish we could live).

The husband was at dinner with the wife and the wife was staring at her phone and the husband asked the wife why she was staring at her phone and she put it away, thinking to herself…


“Because I would rather be someplace else.”


Then, later, the two were at home watching something on the television and the husband was staring at his phone and the wife asked the husband why he was staring at his phone and he put it away, thinking to himself…


“Because I would rather be someplace else.”


And, finally, one day the world began to cough and it didn’t stop coughing and everyone was asked to stay inside and the husband and the wife were staring at their phones and they asked one another why they were staring at their phones and in unison they put them away, thinking to themselves…


“Because we’d rather be someplace else.”

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    I'd kiss you.

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